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Paris Hilton on a Harley? Is it really Paris or just a darn good resemblance to the beautiful Paris Hilton? And what would she be doing on a Harley Electra …

“There was pandemonium. The street had to be shut down before hundreds of fans flooded into the store.”</[> Paris spent hours chatting to the first 150 who bought her scent.</[> Meanwhile, frosty Posh - who admits she can look like a “miserable cow”

POLICE are revving up to give crooks a high-speed shock by pursuing them in a 200mph Formula 1 supercar. via Daily Star

By Laura Clout Victoria Beckham and Paris Hilton came within a few miles of each other in London yesterday as they plugged their latest products…

Paris Hilton on a Harley? Is it really Paris or just a darn good resemblance to the beautiful Paris Hilton? And what would she be doing on a Harley Electra …

By Laura Clout Victoria Beckham and Paris Hilton came within a few miles of each other in London yesterday as they plugged their latest products…

And today Paris Hilton has set her sights on the UK. The “Simple Life” starlet was spotted outside of Selfridges department store earlier today greeting …

Say what you like about Paris Hilton but that girl can scent a quick buck. The heirhead has a new perfume to flog so she's been squirting it, …

Designing a shirt titled, “Simple Living”, in which a Sudanese child is shown holding a Louis Vuitton bag and Chihuahua (similar to Paris Hilton’s famous …

Some pictures of Paris Hilton arriving at Heathrow Airport, England with boyfriend Benji Madden

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Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon rented out Six Flags Magic Mountain last night for a post-wedding bash. Hip Hollywood has the exclusive details and photos of cupcakes. I, on the other hand, am quoting their site and posting an airbrushed pic of Mariah in a bikini from the new Vibe. I WIN! And now on to the party:

Cannon shut down the park, at a cost in the mid-six figure range, so that he and Mariah could party with 100 friends and family. Nick had the park decorated in pink and purple balloons with Carey’s signature butterflies also a fixture. Mariah’s album was playing throughout the park the entire evening, and each guest received a pink or red Superman cape as a gift.
The couple arrived a little after 8PM, greeted friends, then headed straight to the parks’ flying rollercoaster, Tatsu. On the way Nick shot baskets with his buddies as his wife cheered him on. After a wild ride, the couple wanted to go again, but instead headed to the reception to greet guests. At
the reception, they milled about with friends and family, all the while, holding hands and embracing in between conversations.

Okay, going to weddings is boring enough. But how lame must it be to have to watch your newly married friends ride roller coasters? Oh, wow, look at them move around the track and stuff. Whee. Is there a whiskey fountain at this thing? Or, shit, how about heroin? Is there a junkie in the park? Junkie! Looking for a junkie.

Britney Spears seems to have started a new tradition: Whenever her latest cameo in How I Met Your Mother airs, Britney goes out and rear-ends random people with her Mercedes. Good for her! Of course, some might say Britney is actually honoring an even older tradition: Anytime she gets behind the wheel - SHE FUCKING AIMS TO KILL! TMZ reports:

Brit hit a red Ford Explorer, driven by a lady. No injuries, as far as we know — Britney didn’t even get out of the car. Her bodyguard got out and talked to the other woman.
The red Explorer Brit hit is now following her back to Britney’s home.
Britney was stopped at a light and, for some reason, accelerated when the light was still red, hitting the Explorer stopped in front of her, causing minor damage.

Let’s stop beating around the bush, and just give Britney a bumper car to drive on the freeway. That way people can see the little pole zipping at them and take evasive action. Like diving out the sun roof or using their kid as an airbag. You know, safety stuff.

Paris Hilton is in London - here she was, emblazoned Union Jack an' all, arriving at the Dorchester yesterday - and if you'd like to see what an orange …

Paris Hilton is indeed in your homeland of Russia as part of the socialite's world tour to promote her new Can Can fragrance. But before you start longing …

Designing a shirt titled, “Simple Living”, in which a Sudanese child is shown holding a Louis Vuitton bag and Chihuahua (similar to Paris Hilton’s famous …

Now Paris Hilton is in town and we've been granted an audience with her. She's at Selfridges in London's Oxford Street, promoting her new fragrance Can Can…

Say what you like about Paris Hilton but that girl can scent a quick buck. The heirhead has a new perfume to flog so she's been squirting it, …

Sarah Jessica Parker attended the London premiere of Sex and the City: The Movie yesterday. It would appear that, earlier in the day, Sarah Jessica decided to pay somebody real money for the ten-foot tall vegetation jutting out of her head. Because there’s nothing like showing up for the most relevant thing you’ve done in the past five years looking like Carmen Miranda’s retarded step-sister - who’s also a zombie.

NOTE: Kim “The Slutty One” Cattrall’s face clearly saying “Premeditated murder coming up in 5, 4, 3, 2….”

Thanks to Christina who should have her own show called “Kickass in the City.”

Is Bill O’Reilly a celebrity? Unfortunately, yes. But that means I can post this hilarious video that’s been making the Internet rounds. It was pulled off of YouTube yesterday but the champs over at CollegeHumor realized that America needs to see the No-Spin Zone fly off the handle during his old Inside Edition days. And I mean, Papa Bear is pissed. I haven’t gotten this angry since I went to Dunkin Donuts and, true story, they were out of donuts - at one in the afternoon. They did offer me a bagel. Whee. What is the world coming to? No donuts at Dunkin be-freakin’ Donuts?! That’s like going to KFC and they’re out of chicken. But they’ve got asparagus!

Thanks to Susan whose new name is “The O’Hottie Factor.”

A new eau de skank was launched Tuesday in Moscow, when Paris Hilton revealed her perfume Can Can. You may use. in your comment…

“I’m so happy. I’m so in love… I want to spend the rest of my life with him.”

First seen wearing the two-band diamond piece as she promoted her new range of hair extensions, the socialite kept the stunning ring on for an appearance that night on US TV’s popular The Late Show With David … via Hellomagazine.com

Hair Tech International holds the global endorsement and licensing rights to the Paris Hilton name for hair extensions, hair care, hair electricals and hair …

A new eau de skank was launched Tuesday in Moscow, when Paris Hilton revealed her perfume Can Can. You may use. in your comment…

Hair Tech International holds the global endorsement and licensing rights to the Paris Hilton name for hair extensions, hair care, hair electricals and hair …

24: Paris Hilton arrives at the amfAR Rocks benefit for AIDS research in New York City. Sept. 24: Paris Hilton arrives at the amfAR Rocks benefit for AIDS …

Then there was socialite Paris Hilton, who after a sex tape with Rick Salomon surfaced on the internet, suddenly gained worldwide notoriety, with the tape …

Here’s one for you: Paris Hilton. According to a report in the New York Post, Hilton charged $200000 to attend a charity event in Cannes a couple years ago…

Jetsetter Paris Hilton is currently in Russia right now but is soon on her way to London. The 27-year-old hotel heiress just blogged about her future …

The entrepreneurial Paris Hilton is back in the hair extension business again. This time the heiress is launching a line of hair extensions called Clipin-Go …

Owen Wilson, no doubt riding the dragon again, allegedly proposed to Kate Hudson who, uh, wow seems to be wearing my grandmother’s curtains. I have no freaking clue what’s going on there except Kate better steer clear of any cats and/or open flames. The Sun reports:

“Kate supported Owen during his low patch and that proved to him she’s the woman he wants to be with for ever. He picked out the ring and went for the biggest one he could find. He was nervous about proposing but Kate was thrilled and the whole thing was really emotional. The engagement is a natural step forward for them both and Kate’s ecstatic.”

However, Us Magazine claims to have exclusive confirmation from Kate and Owen’s rep that they are not engaged:

She’s definitely not engaged,” a rep for Hudson tells Usmagazine.com. A rep for Wilson, 39, also confirms the rumors are wrong.
The reason for the false uproar? Hudson, 29, was spotted wearing a diamond ring in Boston.
“She’s shooting a movie called Bride Wars, which explains the ring,” adds her rep.

So who do you believe? On the one hand, you have The Sun which is, well, The Sun. On the other you have Us Magazine which thinks The Hills is real. Who do you trust? It’s like choosing between your retarded cousin that likes Nickelback or a ham sandwich. But only one can pass the mustard. Ha! Get it? Sandwich? Mustard? It’s almost like pure comedy flows through my vein- Ack! Jimmy Fallon’s trying to harvest my funny! Quick, someone get him to say his name backwards!

George Clooney has vehemently denied reports he launched a bitter attack on socialite Paris Hilton in a recent US magazine interview…

Jetsetter Paris Hilton is currently in Russia right now but is soon on her way to London. The 27-year-old hotel heiress just blogged about her future …

Here’s one for you: Paris Hilton. According to a report in the New York Post, Hilton charged $200000 to attend a charity event in Cannes a couple years ago…

Then there was socialite Paris Hilton, who after a sex tape with Rick Salomon surfaced on the internet, suddenly gained worldwide notoriety, with the tape …

The entrepreneurial Paris Hilton is back in the hair extension business again. This time the heiress is launching a line of hair extensions called Clipin-Go …

24: Paris Hilton arrives at the amfAR Rocks benefit for AIDS research in New York City. Sept. 24: Paris Hilton arrives at the amfAR Rocks benefit for AIDS …